askbijan ([info]askbijan) wrote,

Do I look like a beauty school dropout?

Hey Bijan-

What color should I dye my hair? I can't afford flames or unicorns or
anything, but I would like it to be cool. Thanks.


Dear hair dyer,

This chart should help you:
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Do more then one color, like one base and then another with streaks. Makes people look at you more and they're all like, "Wow she is badass, who would think of dyeing their hair two colors? What a rebel!” The boys will be all up ons, and the girls will be all jealous and confused by a poly-colored head, they just won't be able to compete. Good luck with that man.

With love,
Bijan

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[info]savagenapkin

August 23 2005, 06:03:42 UTC 6 years ago

How do yuo know the gender of this mysterious person? Or the sexual preference?

[info]askbijan

August 23 2005, 06:06:32 UTC 6 years ago

generalizations

[info]savagenapkin

August 23 2005, 06:08:23 UTC 6 years ago

I can dig it.

[info]hoboalley

August 23 2005, 06:23:42 UTC 6 years ago

He knows who sent it by the email address.
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