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May. 31st, 2007 @ 03:08 pm (no subject)
Ed Halliday:
Who is he?
Why did he sign up as a member to the site?
And why did he fail to remember the password he chose 4 times in a row?

I'm looking at you Vanessa.

Oh, today's update features a flash game i made.

http://bijanandfriends.com/nucleus/askbijan.php?itemid=146#more
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May. 23rd, 2007 @ 07:45 pm (no subject)
On update number nine. Have three more lined up for release over the next few days. Anyone actually reading them? Anyone from the LJ crowd that is.

I'm kinda low on new emails, most of the ones I have left are answering the same questions I've awnsered but I suppose I shall persevere and such.
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May. 17th, 2007 @ 12:14 pm (no subject)
Third new installment of Askbijan is out: http://bijanandfriends.com/nucleus/askbijan.php

The fourth one is already written and charted up, but is set on a timer to come out tomorow.

I will probably write a few more today, and they will come out one a day untill i don't have more.

In other news:
AP World History is the easiest test i have ever taken.
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May. 15th, 2007 @ 03:42 pm C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
The combo i speak of? Why myLack of updates super combo.
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May. 14th, 2007 @ 10:43 am (no subject)
I need new emails, send them, i shall reply.

advice@bijanandfriends.com
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Sep. 28th, 2006 @ 08:29 am Ask bijan needs advice
Dear the interwebs,

Kate asked about my pi-charts, and what happened to them. And i've been thinking about starting askbijan again, most likley in a myspace format to be more mainsteam, as it was pretty fun to do and i think i had some comedic gems.

What should i do?

-askbijan

ps. replies in the form of a pichart get double points
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Nov. 26th, 2005 @ 11:33 pm (no subject)
So i updated due to Vanessa's constant e-mails telling me to do so.
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Oct. 5th, 2005 @ 04:50 pm I'm not dead
Ask Bijan is now updated <a href="http://www.bijanandfriends.com/askbijan.php>here</a>. If you are too lazy to check the site every now and then, then just leave your e-mail and I will put you on a list so that you will automatically recieve an e-mail every time I update.
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Sep. 24th, 2005 @ 04:50 pm those shirts better make people e-mail me more.
Dear Bijan,

I think I might volunteer somewhere but I am confused... will it pay?

Signed,
Raping Your Mom.

( Dear Raping Your Mom, )
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Sep. 20th, 2005 @ 09:06 pm relationship advice.... again.... I would have thought I had answered all of your questions already
Dearest Bijan,

Dilemma. I like this boy a lot. Everyone I know ever says I should ask him
to the upcoming homecoming dance. Should I? Everyone says it is better than
never knowing. But, I have known him for about 2 weeks. I am stuck. I like
him a lot.

Sincerely,

Homecoming Queen of Hearts (AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA0


( Dear you, )
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Sep. 19th, 2005 @ 06:19 pm Survery
Take the time to answer a few questions:
1. Which is your favorite e-mail so far?
2. What do you like about askbijan?
3. What do you dislike about askbijan?
4. Have you recomended it to a friend?Why/why not?
5. What would you like to see more?
6. Are you planning on buying an askbijan shirt?
7. When I switch over to the main site will you still read?
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Sep. 19th, 2005 @ 05:59 pm Wheel of fortune is better
Dear Bijan,
I have this jeapoardy day by day calendar and for some weird reason i
cant get the answer to the question. Can you give me some advice on
how i can get some of these bad boys right.

Sincerely,
Can't Win At Jeopardy

( Dear Can't Win At Jeopardy,  )
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Sep. 18th, 2005 @ 10:20 pm See when you don't make your friends e-mail me, this is what you get.
Dear Bijan,
Me again. I found out that my problem was, indeed, that I didn't get hugged
enough as a child. Except by the neighbor's dog, but that was really just
him grabbing me while he gnawed my face.

I also couldn't find a support group for that. Advice?


Signed,
Still raping your mom

( Dear still stuck in the early 90's, )
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Sep. 18th, 2005 @ 10:17 pm (no subject)
Dear Bijan,

I met this one guy in orchestra when I was in seventh grade and I guess he was in eighth. He hated my guts and I pretty much hated him. This was working out pretty until I joined drama, which he is also in. Now he is being nice to me. Before I went up for my audition he was saying things like "Don't be nervous, you'll do great." And the next morning he told me I did really well.

I am extremely confused by this. What caused this flip-flop? He seemed upset when I showed up at drama on the first day, but now he's all nice. Is it just that he has to be nice to other drama people? Or did he get tired of being a douchebag? Or what?

Thanks, man.



( Dear drama nerd, )
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Sep. 9th, 2005 @ 09:27 pm stick it to the man
Dearest sex kitten,

I, Drew, would like to know how you would beat the administration, or “the man” as my other comrades in music like to call it. I believe this would benefit not only me, but all other children afraid to try and beat the system at its own game.



Signed,

Nameless


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Sep. 9th, 2005 @ 09:09 pm Trevor says hi
Dear Bijan,

I just got a g-mail account. What should my email be?

Sincerely,

Perplexed.

( Dear perplexed, )
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Sep. 9th, 2005 @ 08:55 pm this title needs work
Dear Bijan:

I can't decide what hat to wear today. Should I tell
her to run away, or start a candy store in Seattle, or both?


( Dear Sir Crazystine archcrazer of Crazytown, )
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Sep. 9th, 2005 @ 08:53 pm You ask for the worst advice ever
Dear Bijan,

I also have problems with computers.


( Dear person I vaguely remember from the paper e-mail and the weird Harry Potter reference, )
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Sep. 9th, 2005 @ 02:42 pm (no subject)
I have a new updating system.

I will answer every e-mail in my inbox every Friday. I will however only answer one e-mail per person. I find that the school week is too hectic for me to do daily updates, so I will do GIANT updates. Expect spam every weekend, or update compulsively to check for new ones.

Now to anwser this weeks e-mails.
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Sep. 4th, 2005 @ 11:24 pm This is as half-assed as it can get
How do I get my kids to clean their rooms?

-Vanessa's mom

( Dear Vanessa's Mom, )
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